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If this planet is the greatest that God could do, than I feel justified in saying that God is an idiot…?

January 31st, 2014 5 comments

Query by The Canine Abides: If this planet is the very best that God could do, than I truly feel justified in saying that God is an idiot…?

Anyone who says otherwise has no compassion for the struggling masses.

…nuff said.

What does that make you believe about me?

Best reply:

Response by Ev
“And do not tell me God works in mysterious approaches,” Yossarian continued, hurtling on more than her objection. “There’s absolutely nothing so mysterious about it. He is not doing work at all. He’s taking part in. Or else, He’s forgotten all about us. Which is the type of God you individuals talk about – a nation bumpkin, a clumsy, bungling, brainless, conceited, uncouth hayseed. Excellent God, how significantly reverence can you have for a supreme getting who finds it essential to contain this kind of phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in His divine technique of creation? What in the globe was working by means of that warped, evil, scatological mind of His when he robbed previous folks of their energy to control their bowel movements? Why in the world did He ever develop soreness?”

“Discomfort?” Lieutenant Schiesskopf’s wife pounced upon the word victoriously. “Pain is a useful symptom. Pain is a warning to us about bodily dangers.”

“And who developed the dangers?” Yossarian demanded, He laughed caustically. “Oh, He was really becoming charitable to us when He gave us soreness! Why could not He have utilized a doorbell as an alternative to notify us, or a single of His celestial choirs? Or a technique of blue-and-red neon tubes correct in the middle of each and every person’s forehead? Any jukebox producer really worth his salt could have done that. Why could not He?”

“Folks would certainly look silly walking all around with red neon tubes in the middle of their foreheads.”

“They undoubtedly look beautiful now writhing in agony or stupefied with morphine, do not they? What a colossal, immortal blunderer! When you contemplate the opportunity and power he had to actually do a work, and then look at the stupid ugly little mess He manufactured of it rather, His sheer incompetence is practically staggering. It is evident. He never met a payroll. Why, no self-respecting businessman would retain the services of a bungler like Him as even a shipping clerk!”

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