Archive for January, 2014

If this planet is the greatest that God could do, than I feel justified in saying that God is an idiot…?

January 31st, 2014 5 comments

Query by The Canine Abides: If this planet is the very best that God could do, than I truly feel justified in saying that God is an idiot…?

Anyone who says otherwise has no compassion for the struggling masses.

…nuff said.

What does that make you believe about me?

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Response by Ev
“And do not tell me God works in mysterious approaches,” Yossarian continued, hurtling on more than her objection. “There’s absolutely nothing so mysterious about it. He is not doing work at all. He’s taking part in. Or else, He’s forgotten all about us. Which is the type of God you individuals talk about – a nation bumpkin, a clumsy, bungling, brainless, conceited, uncouth hayseed. Excellent God, how significantly reverence can you have for a supreme getting who finds it essential to contain this kind of phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in His divine technique of creation? What in the globe was working by means of that warped, evil, scatological mind of His when he robbed previous folks of their energy to control their bowel movements? Why in the world did He ever develop soreness?”

“Discomfort?” Lieutenant Schiesskopf’s wife pounced upon the word victoriously. “Pain is a useful symptom. Pain is a warning to us about bodily dangers.”

“And who developed the dangers?” Yossarian demanded, He laughed caustically. “Oh, He was really becoming charitable to us when He gave us soreness! Why could not He have utilized a doorbell as an alternative to notify us, or a single of His celestial choirs? Or a technique of blue-and-red neon tubes correct in the middle of each and every person’s forehead? Any jukebox producer really worth his salt could have done that. Why could not He?”

“Folks would certainly look silly walking all around with red neon tubes in the middle of their foreheads.”

“They undoubtedly look beautiful now writhing in agony or stupefied with morphine, do not they? What a colossal, immortal blunderer! When you contemplate the opportunity and power he had to actually do a work, and then look at the stupid ugly little mess He manufactured of it rather, His sheer incompetence is practically staggering. It is evident. He never met a payroll. Why, no self-respecting businessman would retain the services of a bungler like Him as even a shipping clerk!”

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i went to the emergency room the other day and they told me i could have endometriosis?

January 29th, 2014 3 comments

Question by Ashley: i went to the emergency room the other day and they told me i could have endometriosis?

does anyone have it and what are your signs and symptoms? i preserve taking vicodins like crazy and ibuprofin but the pain isn’t going away. by the way im not taking them at the same time

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Answer by iluvmycatsanddogs99
I had endometrial cancer, was operated on in August. Please go to your OB/GYN

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Why does my femur bone harm?

January 28th, 2014 1 comment

Question by one Corinthians 9:26b-27: Why does my femur bone hurt?

My femur bone randomly and abruptly commenced to hurt Wed. evening although going to sleep, but of course, I could not fall asleep since of the discomfort. I believed it would go away, but now it is Friday and even now here. The discomfort isn’t going to go away with painkillers. I have no swelling, redness, tenderness, or lumps on the location either. The odd thing about the pain is it would seem to move to distinct regions of the thigh. What on earth could be wrong with my leg?

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Answer by Snake Bait
It may possibly be a fracture

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what is ovulation and when does it happens?…?

January 27th, 2014 2 comments

Query by Great: what is ovulation and when does it transpires?…?

My cycle starts on the 20th of every month so when is the time to have intercourse to get pregnant ………tell me just before and right after final results if you can?..

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Response by Vicky
Ovulation is the egg rupturing from the ovary, at which time it is fertilized by the sperm. The egg will only dwell for 24-48 hrs, but simply because sperm can live for 5 days, you have a ‘fertile window’ of about seven days. Ovulation is always around 14 days prior to the start off of your Subsequent time period, even if you have irregular cycles. So, count back 14 days from when you expect your period and make positive you BD daily starting five days prior to that date until finally 2 days following it. Excellent luck!

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Q&A: are there any normal remedies to my digestive issues?

January 26th, 2014 3 comments

Query by The Fool on the Hill: are there any natural treatments to my digestive problems?

…since lately, my farts have been smelling like Tony I’s breath

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Response by Sam
Ummm maybe pine leaf tea or holly leaf tea, you can find how to make the tea on the internet. If not perhaps pepto bismol?

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i have epididymitis, ive been taking antibiotics for 5 days, the bump is still there, is that normal?

January 25th, 2014 Comments off

Question by Eddie: i have epididymitis, ive been taking antibiotics for 5 days, the bump is nonetheless there, is that normal?

i went to the hospital last monday and they diagnosed it as epididymitis, they gave me ten antibiotics and now its sunday, 6 days later and the bump is nonetheless on my testicle, im nonetheless taking my antibiotics but is this regular that it is nevertheless there?

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Reply by Henry Richards
The epididymis is at the back of the testicle, so i presume you indicate the lump is the head of the epididymis that is inflamed, it has a head a body and a tail that runs to almost 19 foot lengthy.

I had this two years in the past, i had it for approx 5 months in total one month serious and then 4 months on and off, and then a single day it just vanished and now i really feel absolutely nothing there, a whole lot of those antibiotics are undesirable information my friend, u dont need to have them for a simple non critical infection like this, people physicians only prescribe them due to the fact theyr striving to vindicate the bill their going to send you in a number of days, its like employing a sledgehammer to destroy an ant, also the epididymis is a quite intricate, tunnel-like spidery canal in which sperm mature and the infection can hide there from the antiobiotics in a crease and stay unchecked by the bodys immune technique for numerous weeks but it ought to ultimately be taken care of naturally by the physique.

I was told by my urologist to preserve taking panadol when the soreness came, to maintain my “foot on the discomfort”, see often the soreness persists right after the infection is gone nearly like a ghost like sensation up the nerves in the groin spot, its like a big long garden hose with a blockage so when you get aroused for sex for too extended without having ejaculation then the pressure builds back up on the authentic inflamed or damaged site and it can truly feel sore yet again, my guidance, if your searching at porn or getting sex, dont hold an erection for longer than twenty mins with out ejaculating, try out it, also by abstaining from water for a day or two this (for some) can alleviate the symptoms, its NOT Significant , most problems that are serious in that area are ones you dont really feel , pain in the area is a good deal better than a lump with no discomfort. Now im not suggested this but alcohol completely relieved my discomfort following instruction and helped me sleep, but not while your taking them antibiotics.

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